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Fling, flung, flang.

Title: Flung my heart out to you
Series: Inside the mind of an evil genius
Author: Aravis Tarkheena
Pairing: Batman/Superman
Rating: G, so G.
Warnings: Batman being awesome.
Disclaimer: Not mine, everyone's legal. Actually, that's a lie. They belong to me. Them and their pulsing starfruit anus. All of it. :D
Author's Notes: Written for aravistarkheena. Because she deserves it. For not texting me more often. D< Oh, and she's also behind comments again. As always.

Batman denied his request for a date.

Superman flung himself, with a childish wail, off the convenient overly tall tower he had decided upon to be the perfect place to ask out someone of Bruce's standing.

As Superman felt the air rush against his skin, he heard "Cut your dramatics. You can fly you idiot" and heard Batman jump into his Batplane.

The last thing he saw was Batman flipping him off as he flew away. Superman cried as he hit the pavement.

The end.

Comments

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honeycorrupts
Nov. 30th, 2011 11:48 pm (UTC)
Best fic ever! TWO THUMBS UP!
aravistarkheena
Dec. 1st, 2011 12:14 am (UTC)
THAT WAS SO DEPRESSING! POOR CLARK!

I guess it could be worse. He could be making love to Lex's lavender limo...

I'm starting to think you guys post to my journal more often than I do...
honeycorrupts
Dec. 1st, 2011 12:19 am (UTC)
IT WAS A HAPPY FIC. IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S GOING TO BE INJURED BY HITTING THE FLOOR.

:D Just wait until you get to your mailbox. O:DDDDDDDDD

aravistarkheena
Dec. 1st, 2011 12:24 am (UTC)
BUT HIS HEART WAS BROKEN BY A CRUEL AND UNCARING BRUCE!


Oh god... This is the PRIVATE PACKAGE?
honeycorrupts
Dec. 1st, 2011 12:27 am (UTC)
BATMAN WAS BEING BATMAN, IN OTHER WORDS, BEING AWESOME. SUPERMAN DID MORE DAMAGE TO THE CEMENT. POOR CEMENT. LET'S SING OUR SORROW FOR THE BROKEN CEMENT.

Yes. Except it's a *~*PRIVATE LETTER*~*. Your package is not done yet my dear.
aravistarkheena
Dec. 1st, 2011 12:31 am (UTC)
Seriously, he probably effed up some plumbing underneath the sidewalk. It was very inconsiderate of him.

Oh thank god. I was trying to figure out what you would be SENDING ME that I couldn't open in public. I was like 'I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not sure I want to think about this...'
honeycorrupts
Dec. 1st, 2011 12:34 am (UTC)
He better pay for the damages. Especially since he fell of a tower in Gotham. Oh snap!

:D OK. I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR PACKAGE WILL CONTAIN SOMETHING THAT SHOULD ALSO BE OPENED IN PRIVATE. :DDDDDDDDDDD Be it art, or something that you can use at night. hohohohoho
aravistarkheena
Dec. 1st, 2011 12:37 am (UTC)
Maybe the Wayne Foundation will cover it... It is technically B's fault.

OH GOD, H YOU TERRIFY ME!
honeycorrupts
Dec. 1st, 2011 12:40 am (UTC)
S didn't have to be so melodramatic, he could have just flown off into the night... or peed on Bruce while he was in the sky.

:D You know you love that feeling. *packages a carved potato*
aravistarkheena
Dec. 1st, 2011 12:47 am (UTC)
Hahahahahaha now I'm NEVER going to get the image of S peeing on B while in the sky out of my head.

What is that? Bruce thought to himself as something dribbled down the top of his cowl.
honeycorrupts
Dec. 1st, 2011 12:54 am (UTC)
Shall I make you a poster of that? With glitter and rhinestones! and rainbow colors! YES!

Bruce raised his hand to prevent the liquid from moving into his eyes, and a smell reached his nose. He then heard cape movement, a chuckle, and a swooshing noise.
aravistarkheena
Dec. 1st, 2011 01:04 am (UTC)
SUPERMAN PEES RAINBOWS!

honeycorrupts
Dec. 1st, 2011 01:06 am (UTC)
You must start writing this fic. GO. GO NOW. WRITE IT.

I already wrote the beginning, it is now your turn to write the revenge of Superman.
darthbatgirl
Dec. 1st, 2011 01:47 am (UTC)
Okay first cute drabble, second you guys are having way to much fun. :D
honeycorrupts
Dec. 1st, 2011 03:03 am (UTC)
Many thank yous! :D
honeycorrupts
Dec. 1st, 2011 03:00 am (UTC)


FOR YOU BABE. WHAT YOU REQUESTED. ENJOY.
aravistarkheena
Dec. 2nd, 2011 02:18 am (UTC)
IT IS EVERYTHING I EVER DREAMED OF!
honeycorrupts
Dec. 1st, 2011 07:36 am (UTC)
Fanart!

aravistarkheena
Dec. 2nd, 2011 02:19 am (UTC)
Re: Fanart!
"Idiot. I have sulking to do..."

This needs to be in a fic so bad. I may have to write this.
honeycorrupts
Dec. 2nd, 2011 05:33 am (UTC)
Re: Fanart!
SKULKING! SKULKING!!

But first comes the other fic! Write them both~
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